オデッザのインスタグラム(odesza) - 7月12日 07時50分

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colinforkner Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

myspeed395 Odesza is fucking life. Y'alls music has LITERALLY saved my life. It has done so much for me. Odesza is my girlfriend and I's like group. It's our relationship. I got an odesza tat as my first tat because of how much your music means to me. It's the most beautiful music in the world. With the closing of the moment apart chapter, I hope it means that we are getting some new amazingly beautiful music!❤️❤️❤️❤️

hopegolds Can’t believe we’re almost there. Thank you guys, from the absolute bottom of my heart. I didn’t know what music truly was til the first time I heard you guys play. It was like waking up again. And after that, your music brought me the love of my life, brought me his proposal at our latest show together. Now we get to close out this chapter with you guys here in LA. Thank you.

ryder716 Seriously thank you for them most beautiful moments I’ve ever experienced with you and the most amazing girl ever at bonnaroo this last year, I’ll never forget it?? it was the most beautiful experience I’ve ever had❤️ all of you are beautiful humans❤️❤️❤️

boba.fitt Hey fellow Fans! I have two GA tic for Friday July 26. I bought em for my wife and mine anniversary but we can’t go :/ so I’m looking to sell them. DM me if you’re interested.

tchang1983 4 tickets for Thursday, July 18 in hand. Asking $85 each if you buy all four (which is below face value). Let me know if you are interested!

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